Jumped The Gun

I am a drunken ditty dit, if you are interested.
Your only risk is that I am a carbon cocktail.
If that makes any sense, then pull up a chair.
I'll buy your drink.
And we can laugh and cry, then fuck and think.
And you can call me on Monday...
...or in the middle of next week.

Either we'll stick or we will loosen.
When I kick off my morning after shoes,
are you gonna love me Sunday afternoon?

Oh dear, I did not catch your name.
And I think I just jumped the gun again.

Well, that was a sad refrain.
Do you mind if I begin again?
Everyday's a new day.
And It's my own damn fault that I keep
waking up and finding out that
I have gone and managed to stay
exactly the same.

But you don't wanna talk this over.
No, you just wanna sit and gaze at the 
grand facade that I've been polishing.
And what a job I've done considering,

I'm a little bit chubby,
and I can't blame it on baby fat no more.
I'm a little bit angry, 
and I can't blame it on teenage love remorse.
I'm a little peculiar, and so fucking unsure of myself.
Am I buckling under?
I think that I was picked up and put back on the shelf.

Oh, I.
I've got my shirt untucked and my shoelaces untied.
And I just want to know, I've got to know, will I be alright?

But you don't want to talk this over.
And I can see your time with me is just about running out.
Your attention span is like a little bitty dormouse getting head,
and you didn't even hear what I just said.

Either we'll stick or we will loosen.
When I kick off my morning after shoes,
are you gonna love me Sunday afternoon? 
and in the middle of the dark,
and when I'm out of tune?
Maybe I win. Maybe I lose.
Maybe I'll kick off this martyred attitude,
'cause baby I need, I want.

Oh, but you're too cool, with your alabaster shoes.
and those ping pong eyes as you glance across the room.
And yeah, I see her over there with that tiny little waste.
And don't you look at me that way, 
I know that condescending kind of face.

And yeah I think its true, my friend,
I ain't no good at first impressions.
Think I just jumped.
I said.
I think I just jumped the gun again.